If Shel Silverstein’s poem resonates with you a little too personally: never fear. During NATIONAL LIBRARY WEEK (April 13 – 18), Schmaling will be FORGIVING FINES. Yeah, that’s right. Obviously, some restrictions, parameters, rules, and stipulations will apply (you are dealing with librarians, after all)*; but for the most part, during the week of April 13th you may walk away from the library with your freshly, liberated head held high.
* All overdue items must first be officially returned; patrons with fines over $10 who opt to receive this grace may do so this year only (it’s bureaucracy, not theology); you must be able to list 3 of the 10 major classes that comprise the Dewey Decimal system.